My friend’s how-to on seduction:
"You can come live with me.
I’ll put some newspapers down on the floor.”
"What do girls eat"
One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
With me it’s more like “how rude can I be before you realize I like you”
To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
At first I though this was a joke
Don’t ignore this Tumblr
Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.
This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim.
Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help.
One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.
The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time.
No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
|Lawyer:||Did he rape her?|
|Witness:||Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.|
|Lawyer:||That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?|
|Witness:||Yes, but she was wearin-|
|Lawyer:||I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?|
|Lawyer:||I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?|
|Laywer:||Yes, he raped her.|
|Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.|
No you don’t understand how frustrated I am that we always depicted the Apostles as old men, especially when it comes to during-Jesus-alive stuff.
They were probably late teens to early 20s, given the time and the description and some Biblical passages.
They were not ancient old men with long ass beards and wrinkles at the Last Supper.
They were young adult rebels with a cause.
where my punk-rock apostles at